When I'm a hot mess but still trying to flirt
When I pack up all my stuff to go home at the end...
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads: All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together! Workout #1: The Book Curl Workout #2: The Book Up Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend! Cool Down
When I get back from the gym
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
snorlaxatives: jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
esexist: sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh
WHEN A GUY ACTUALLY TEXTS ME BACK
poopflow: DTF: down to frolic
snorlaxatives: THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER 3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
lunartes: please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
googlehomie: ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels